Here at www.shortfatdictator.com the turkey coma set in early, which may explain the lack of wisdom on the wonders of parenting a toddler this week.
Instead of blogging tonight, I'll be lying on the sofa, rooting on the Giants, and lamenting a host of poor choices back at the buffet table.
Look for the blog next Wednesday, when we return with a tale of Snood-borne bio-terror certain to amaze and terrify! Until then, Happy Thanksgiving to one and all.
